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Post by Deswitch on Jul 24, 2007 0:24:12 GMT 8
HELLO people, please inject some life into this forum leh.
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Post by gilbertgoh on Jul 24, 2007 10:28:16 GMT 8
hmm what do you have in mind?
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Post by Deswitch on Jul 24, 2007 11:16:09 GMT 8
Bring in more members, have a joke a day tread etc. ;D
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Post by Deswitch on Jul 24, 2007 14:31:09 GMT 8
Where do fishes keep their saving??? In their grills? I dunno leh. Here is a joke for you all. AssA priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead. Although he had some doubts, the priest figured that he might as well enter the animal in a race just to see how it would do. To his surprise the donkey came in second. The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWSThe priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another race, and this time it won. The headline read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONTThe bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASSThis was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get rid of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWNThe bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. After several days, the nun finally sold the beast to a local farmer for $10. The headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKSThey buried the bishop the next day.
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Post by Deswitch on Jul 24, 2007 20:28:04 GMT 8
Where do fishes keep their saving??? Wrong answer Deswitch try again. Everyone and all the guys come and try leh........ ;D I know.. At the river "banks".... haha
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Post by Cecil Chan on Jul 26, 2007 10:44:04 GMT 8
Riddle
A monkey is tied to a rope at the bottom of a coconut tree. As the days passed he got hungry and when he looked up, saw this beautiful and delicious bunch of coconuts. So, as monkeys do when they get hungry, he climbed up to get the coconuts.
As he reached the top and as he stretched out his hands to get the coconuts, his rope tightened and he just touch one of the coconut with the tip of his fingers.
Think, how can the monkeys get the coconut?
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Post by Deswitch on Jul 26, 2007 10:58:33 GMT 8
Riddle A monkey is tied to a rope at the bottom of a coconut tree. As the days passed he got hungry and when he looked up, saw this beautiful and delicious bunch of coconuts. So, as monkeys do when they get hungry, he climbed up to get the coconuts. As he reached the top and as he stretched out his hands to get the coconuts, his rope tightened and he just touch one of the coconut with the tip of his fingers. Think, how can the monkeys get the coconut? easy lah.. the monkey uses its legs to pluck the coconut lor. (assume monkey was tied by the neck)
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Post by Cecil Chan on Jul 26, 2007 12:00:07 GMT 8
Steve smart boy ;D
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Post by Deswitch on Jul 26, 2007 15:47:24 GMT 8
Steve, yr riddles very difficult to solve leh.
This negro riddle I totally have no clue.. Blur liao
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Post by Cecil Chan on Jul 26, 2007 16:19:15 GMT 8
A man saw this strange funeral procession. In front was a hearse and directly behind was another hearse, following the 2 hearse was a man with a pitbull, and, following him was an orederly row of more than 20 men. So, he went over and ask the man with the pitbull, who was on the first hearse and he said, his wife. Then, the man ask who is in the second hearse and the man with the pitbull said, oh, his mother in law. So, how did they die? Well, he said, the pitbull attacked his wife and the mother in law tried to protect the daughter and in the end both we killed by the pitbull. After a moment of silence..... the man ask, "Can I borrow your pitbull?" He answered, "Can,... but you must line up behind, theres already more than 20 waiting in line".........
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Post by Canew on Jul 26, 2007 17:43:16 GMT 8
The Study
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000 words per day.
His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
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Post by Canew on Jul 26, 2007 17:44:18 GMT 8
50th Wedding Anniversary
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.
"Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man, if I didn't marry you!"
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Post by Canew on Jul 26, 2007 17:44:38 GMT 8
Couldn't Spell
Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband.
"Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn't you?"
"Er, yes, I did," said the husband. "But I, I couldn't spell 'convenience,' so I made it 'risk.'"
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Post by Cecil Chan on Jul 26, 2007 17:56:23 GMT 8
good jokes Canew
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Post by Canew on Jul 27, 2007 23:49:28 GMT 8
The nun replied
A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied,
"If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either"
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Post by Canew on Jul 27, 2007 23:50:33 GMT 8
Thanks Cecil. Glad that you liked them.
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Post by Deswitch on Aug 1, 2007 17:32:20 GMT 8
Canew, yr jokes are great
Keep em coming
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Post by broccoli on Aug 20, 2007 15:33:22 GMT 8
Hope to meet you guys again in any coming events....smth amiss still ringing in my ear...why fotographique??? i thot there is a photographian....hahahaha....I just kaypoing...
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Post by Deswitch on Aug 21, 2007 0:31:54 GMT 8
Hope to meet you guys again in any coming events....smth amiss still ringing in my ear...why fotographique??? i thot there is a photographian....hahahaha....I just kaypoing... haha.. that joke is history.
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Post by broccoli on Aug 21, 2007 13:58:14 GMT 8
Hope to meet you guys again in any coming events....smth amiss still ringing in my ear...why fotographique??? i thot there is a photographian....hahahaha....I just kaypoing... Ya long time no see broccoli. As we know most of us stay in HDB, as we grew we need more space. that's why we move to a new house. Cheers. I love freedom and ample of spaces....
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